Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
you can learn a lot about a person by seeing whether they turn their head or turn the taco
raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
cause of death: boredom
cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell your partner “my spidey senses are tingling”
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care