The name is Kai. I am a badass mother fucker, just saying.
If your name is Frank an you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
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“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense